Secret Joke Page

Knock, knock ...

Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4.
- Becky E., September 2022

If two vegans have a falling out with each other can you still refer to it as a "beef"?
- Steve C., August 2022

Knock, knock
          Who's there?
Tree
          Tree who?
(no answer)
          Tree who??
          Tree who???
- Caleigh R., March 2021

Why did the sun go to school? … To get brighter!
- Wickham A., December 2019

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? … It got stuck in a crack!
- Jackson M., December  2019

Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance … so I pushed her over.
- Rowan A., December 2019